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Even both of you together

Can’t come up with something to make me upset? One is dumb and the other stupid. I’m sure you both know which is which. I will go for the lie detector test any day he agrees to take one. I’m not afraid of it. The question is, why is he? Haha! You’d be surprised at what someone locked in a cage and needing money will offer up. My life has been great without any of you! Now I know why you have all been jealous of me this entire time. I take shits everyday with more substance than all of you put together. It’s hilarious tho that you had to call “Mini Me” to get back up. I’ve finally got your goose huh? No worries. It’s been a long time since I thought about either of you and it’s all been with pity. Haha!